Soon, Strawberry Scented Burnout will be facing off against our dear friends, The Dirty Gentlemen. We will be honoring the ancient tradition of “Dodgeball” The sport in which two teams of human beings stand across from each other in death defying competition, sending a red rubber sphere hurling back and fourth over an invisible divider, precariously running and dodging, until one sad mortal makes a mistake and causes their existence to be meaningless by allowing the ball to touch a part of their body. These are the moments that try men’s souls. If you’re reading this, consider this your invitation to join the war. I will be captaining our growing SSB army against Ivan and Andrews forces. Join the fight!

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