So you’re WEI SHEN MOTHERFUCKER!  You’ve taken down Big Smile Lee, Sonny Wo, and made Hong Kong a safer place for everyone.  So where’s your big fat reward and your ticket home?

Fat chance.  You get busted back down to a beat cop, and now some crazed-up cult wants to fuck things up!  What are you gonna do, Wei?

Kick ass and take names.  Like always.

This “Year of the Snake” themed DLC for Sleeping Dogs just dropped a couple days ago, and I’m downloading it as we speak.  I hope I get to keep all my cool abilities and guns!