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The launch of the “Bingo Board”

The pandemic still hasn’t gone away, and from the looks of things, we’re in for a few more months of this. In the meantime, I’ve decided to start my “Bingo Board” of pieces of shit so maybe, just maybe, they’ll learn from their mistakes and stop being pieces of shit. The last thing we need are more pieces of shit. So here’s entry #1:

“May all beings be happy and free, and may the thoughts, words and actions of my own life contribute in some way to that happiness and freedom for all.” YEAH EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR FUCKING RESTAURANT FOOD YOU DUMB BITCH

Congrats Sara, you’re our first entry on the SSB “Bingo Board” for pieces of shit.

And after I did the first draft, the store responded.

It was a fucking power outage. And you weren’t wearing a mask. YOU DUMB BITCH.

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