*pulls notes out of coat pocket and adjusts reading glasses*

I would like to take this time to thank…
Wes, Ericka, Marsha, Robert Martinez, Ro, Jared, Melchor Cachero, My boy Mark Mendoza, Eileen, Cherie, Anthony Noceda, and finally Alissa Pollcarpio…
Without YOU, none of this would have happened. From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU. You are all beautiful! you’re the real stars here tonight.

For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, allow me to drop some knowledge on y’all. Twitch is a good friend/work colleague of mine. He’s a huge nerd, random as Fck, hard worker, caring individual…he’s just a genuine all-around-good-guy. He also can’t go 5 minutes without posting something on Facebook!
I made a bet with him which allowed me to take away his Social Media privileges. He accepted.

RULES:
-Twitch IS allowed to be on all forms of Social Media. BUT under no circumstances may he Status Update, Comment, Tweet, Re Tweet, Favorite, Like, Check-In, Tag, Leave Testimonials, leave Kudo’s, or Picture Post/Instagram for 40 days/40 Nights.
-If Twitch follows through with this bet, He claims a $105 cash pot, Car Parts, and Various other sh*t from friends and supporters…

A friend of mine asked me if I was proud of myself for making this all happen…I don’t know, does this answer your question?