The Internet’s always been good at corrupting things.  Look above you.  Isn’t she adorable?  She’s Nadeko Sengoku of Bakemonogatari, the SHAFT deconstruction of the harem anime genre.  This is the theme song that plays during her story arc, Renai Circulation.

For those of you who’ve seen Bakemonogatari, you know as well as I do that the opening does NOT reflect the mood of her episodes.  Far from it.  Let’s have some fun with some parodies that have come from the land of the rising sun and our own backyard (presumably).

1. Massacre Circulation – Kira ponders the meaning of life, death, swimming, and MATSUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

2.  Izaya Orihara – Renai Circulation

3. Snoop Dogg featuring Nate Dogg – Weed Circulation

4. Norio Wakamoto – Renai Circulation (It probably isn’t actually him, but it sure as hell sounds like him.)

5. Nadeko vs. Tsukihi – Renai Circulation / Platinum Disco Mashup (Nadeko and Tsukihi get their themes mashed up)

6. Renai Slamulation – Space Jam X Bakemonogatari.