Meet Maleny!

Stats: Birthday: 16 November Likes: Buffets, Memes, Gel Pens Dislikes: Dentist Appointments, Stress Abilities: kicking, punching, falling down, eating my own weight in one sitting, procrastinating Hi guys! My name is Maleny and I’m one of the newer contributors to Strawberry Scented Burnout. I’m a born and raised native of San Diego, California, which is…

μ’s vs. 765-pro #1

Lieutenant of the Otonokizaka-kai Umi Sonoda vs. Lieutenant of the Namuko-kai Chihaya Kisaragi “You never cease to amaze me, Umi.” “Looking at you standing here now, I’m actually kind of relieved.  I was really starting to doubt my ability to judge someone’s character.” Umi took a few steps toward Chihaya, her gaze firmly fixed on…

The Strawberry Scented Fantasy Football League

Oh boy, oh boy…Ladies and gentlemen the talking of proverbial “smack” has begun! From all corners of the world and from all realms of existence people are coming out of the woodwork to tell me about how they would destroy me in some Fantasy Football. From emails, texts, DM’s, Snaps, even by assault with deadly…

Old Man Diary

-DISCLAIMER: NO PICTURE BLOG. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO READ THIS ONE- Someday in the not so far away future my daughter is going to laugh and shake her head at the concept of a “blog” or a “taxi,” or “Twittering.” Think about how drastically our world has changed just from three decades ago when the…

Ikuze LOTION

There are events, and then there are EVENTS.  The olympics?  Event.  THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE?! EVENT.

Forever was a lie!

Ferris didn’t take Jessica Jung’s departure from Girl’s Generation very well.  

Speak up.

I’ll never understand this…If you have a problem with someone, why not go handle it like a man? I’m not saying go out and fight that person but, go address the issue you have, and handle it. Talk about things before it turns into something worse. Instead most people would rather keep it to themselves,…

KUNG FURY IS THE MOVIE OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

Dinosaurs, Vikings, Chainguns, Ninjas, Lamborghini Countaches, Kung-Fu Renegade Cops, Nazis, Hacking….it’s like Laser Unicorns peeked into my retro psyche and pulled out what was inside.  Maybe I should quit now because I can never hope to achieve the level of awesome that this movie does. Nah, I’ll still keep shooting for it.  In my own…

The Madness Begins – SDSU Wins in OT

Image via UT San Diego It’s better to win ugly than to lose gracefully. Fortunately, the fourth-seeded San Diego State University Aztecs went with the prior. SDSU had built a 14-point lead early in the second half; however, the 13th-seeded New Mexico State Aggies came charging back after a 14-4 run. With 16.9 seconds left,…

How I Met ‘How I Met Your Mother’

Image via Entertainment Weekly In the summer of 2005 I began seeing promos for a new comedy coming to CBS with the tagline ‘A Love Story in Reverse.’ Instantly I recognized a few of the actors and actresses: “Hey she’s from Buffy! Hey he’s from Freaks and Geeks! Hey it’s Doogie!” On September 19, 2005…