Metal Gear Rising Revengeance – Strawberry Scented Burnout

My game review criteria – it’s pretty damn simple

I’ve played a ton of games in my life, and I can tell you that I’ve read a lot of corresponding game reviews. Do I trust ’em? No. Like most things, you’ve gotta take what they say with a grain of salt. Some websites need the whole fuckin’ can of Morton salt. When it rains…

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Metal Gear Sunrising…Good Morning!

Freddie Wong. We all know who he is, we all know what he does, and we all love him. If you don’t know..shame on you (and you call yourself a nerd.) GOOD MORNING! waddup’ doe! some of you are starting your morning routines. and the rest of you are still asleep…lucky bastards. Have you ever wondered…

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SSB vs. Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

This is my completely unbiased review of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Graphics – Ninja/10 HOLY FUCK i JUST CUT SOME DUDE IN HALF AND I CAN SEE ALL THE BLOOD AND I’M TAKING OUT HIS SPINE THIS IS AWESOME Gameplay – Severed Limbs/10 DUDE I JUST CHOPPED OFF…

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