KUNG FURY IS THE MOVIE OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

Dinosaurs, Vikings, Chainguns, Ninjas, Lamborghini Countaches, Kung-Fu Renegade Cops, Nazis, Hacking….it’s like Laser Unicorns peeked into my retro psyche and pulled out what was inside.  Maybe I should quit now because I can never hope to achieve the level of awesome that this movie does. Nah, I’ll still keep shooting for it.  In my own…

David Hasselhoff is back.

I have no idea what this movie’s about, but fuck it, I’m watching it.  It’s got everything I could ever want. DAVID HASSELHOFF RIDING A DINOSAUR.