KUNG FURY IS THE MOVIE OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

Dinosaurs, Vikings, Chainguns, Ninjas, Lamborghini Countaches, Kung-Fu Renegade Cops, Nazis, Hacking….it’s like Laser Unicorns peeked into my retro psyche and pulled out what was inside.  Maybe I should quit now because I can never hope to achieve the level of awesome that this movie does. Nah, I’ll still keep shooting for it.  In my own…

David Hasselhoff is back.

I have no idea what this movie’s about, but fuck it, I’m watching it.  It’s got everything I could ever want. DAVID HASSELHOFF RIDING A DINOSAUR.

Creator of Jem and the Holograms Left Out of Movie

As you may have heard or read, Hasbro has teamed up with John M. Chu (the guy that brought you G.I. Joe: Retaliation) to develop a live-action Jem and the Holograms movie. As part of their creative process, they have enlisted the help of pretty much anyone with access to the Internet to submit their…