This is my completely unbiased review of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

Graphics – Ninja/10 HOLY FUCK i JUST CUT SOME DUDE IN HALF AND I CAN SEE ALL THE BLOOD AND I’M TAKING OUT HIS SPINE THIS IS AWESOME

Gameplay – Severed Limbs/10 DUDE I JUST CHOPPED OFF SOMEONE’S SPINE HOLY SHIT THIS BRILLIANT FUUUUUUUUCK

Audio – RAWK GUITARS/10 THE NU ROCK METAL STUFF IS LEGIT AND IT GETS ME HYPED TO CUT SHIT IN HALF

OVERALL – RAIDEN/10 RAIDEN JUST FUCKING CHOPPED A METAL GEAR RAY IN HALF AFTER RUNNING ON RAY’S MISSILES TOWARDS IT AND THEN HE RAN DOWN A FUCKING COLLAPSING BUILDING!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT IS BRILLIANT