SSB stands as a beacon for hope, shitposting, and comics.

You thought we were dead?  Think again. SSB’s back, baby.  Did you really think you could get rid of us? Since we’re gearing up for the summer, I figured that it’s high time to get back to work.  We’ve got a few comics that we’re working on as I type this, a bunch that are…

Anthem: Rough Takeoff?

Anthem. By now you’ve probably heard a lot about Anthem Bioware’s newest IP. It is a new game delving into the Looter Shooter RPG genre alongside the likes of the Destiny franchise and The Division franchise. Anthem takes place on the world of Bastion where humanity has had the difficult existence of surviving on a…

Destiny 2: Send Help (and tacos)

Okay, we’re about a month or so into Destiny 2’s second year and well….. I’ve had to force myself to play with my SNES Mini to get off Destiny 2.  Earthbound is such a charming and fun game but it’s hard as shit. ONYXRage’s article waxed hope for the future.  There is no hope.  All…

Meet Maleny!

Stats: Birthday: 16 November Likes: Buffets, Memes, Gel Pens Dislikes: Dentist Appointments, Stress Abilities: kicking, punching, falling down, eating my own weight in one sitting, procrastinating Hi guys! My name is Maleny and I’m one of the newer contributors to Strawberry Scented Burnout. I’m a born and raised native of San Diego, California, which is…

Destiny 2: Forsaken. Hope for the Future

What’s up guys! I’m back with a big update for your favorite game to love and hate. Destiny 2 has a massive update coming this September 4, 2018. Forsaken is the brand new expansion coming to change and revitalize the franchise bringing fresh content to all players. There is plenty of new things for players…

Strawberry Scented Burnout – ten years later

With my new Amazon Author page up and the second volume of SSB now readable on Kindle-supported devices, it’s high time that I take a look back on SSB, where we’ve been, and where the hell we’re going. Back in 2008 I really had no idea that I’d be doing SSB this long.  You already…

μ’s vs. 765-pro #1

Lieutenant of the Otonokizaka-kai Umi Sonoda vs. Lieutenant of the Namuko-kai Chihaya Kisaragi “You never cease to amaze me, Umi.” “Looking at you standing here now, I’m actually kind of relieved.  I was really starting to doubt my ability to judge someone’s character.” Umi took a few steps toward Chihaya, her gaze firmly fixed on…

More Comics!

Did you think my ass was gonna stop Love Live shitposting?!  THINK AGAIN. This comic, along with a few more are now available in our zine, available at verbatim books!

Destiny 2: A Light Review Plus a Look at the Future.

What’s up everyone, I’m back again to talk about the game we love to hate: Destiny. Only this time we’re talking about Destiny 2. I know, I know, I’m extremely late to the party. Life happens ya’ll. Anyway I’m going to jump right into this review while trying to remain as bias neutral as possible…

From the CEO’s desk: October Edition

Greetings all, it’s twitchy, your lovable CEO of SSB, here with another monthly update!  (Yes they will be monthly now) Honestly, Destiny 2’s been pretty great.  The r/DestinyTheGame subreddit’s been pretty salty, however.  I’m sorta ambivalent towards it.  The fact that I haven’t been getting the exotic weapons I want is keeping me going running…