Raiden, I am sorry for all those mean things I said about you 10 years ago. I didn’t mean it, really.
This is my completely unbiased review of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.
Graphics – Ninja/10 HOLY FUCK i JUST CUT SOME DUDE IN HALF AND I CAN SEE ALL THE BLOOD AND I’M TAKING OUT HIS SPINE THIS IS AWESOME
Gameplay – Severed Limbs/10 DUDE I JUST CHOPPED OFF SOMEONE’S SPINE HOLY SHIT THIS BRILLIANT FUUUUUUUUCK
Audio – RAWK GUITARS/10 THE NU ROCK METAL STUFF IS LEGIT AND IT GETS ME HYPED TO CUT SHIT IN HALF
OVERALL – RAIDEN/10 RAIDEN JUST FUCKING CHOPPED A METAL GEAR RAY IN HALF AFTER RUNNING ON RAY’S MISSILES TOWARDS IT AND THEN HE RAN DOWN A FUCKING COLLAPSING BUILDING!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT IS BRILLIANT
I have played Metal Gear since the beginning and I am one of the few people my age who liked Raiden when he was introduced in Metal Gear Solid 2. I am interested in seeing how this game rates after reading your take on it. How does it feel compared to the super stealthy previous versions?
the game rewards you for proper stealthy gameplay. it’s a metal gear game after all but….
YOU CUT A METAL GEAR RAY IN HALF AFTER YOU RUN AND JUMP ON A BUNCH OF MISSILES.
…that’s only the first level. The game gets crazier, and crazier, and the final boss battle will leave you gasping for air.